The Diminutive One's Birthday Fish Dinner

For Maria's birthday we went downtown to a posh place that specialises in fish. While most places tend to show you to your seat, this place ushers you into a room with two large water filled tanks. While I was searching for the words for "Sorry mate I didn't bring my trunks with me" a waiter whipped out a lobster and thrust it into The Diminutive One's hands. Not knowing whether to suck it or blow it, we had a quick snap and moved on to the eight quid starters (or rather Maria did, I just sucked a lemon).