Thursday, October 16, 2008

The Weigh In



Like Sugar Ray, Amber Shea has a regular weigh in, where she strips off and gets on the scales. Although unable to verbally spar with an opponent she usually contents herself with pissing all over the doctor's couch, thus prompting a flurry of paper towels and much flapping from those in attendance. Yesterday she came in at a mighty 3.9 kilos and has officially moved up the categories from the Baby Hedgehog bracket to Super Fly Tiny Chicken. As you will see from the photo she was later paired with a real bruiser, and they had to be separated for fear of serious injury. Big 'Agustin' had a serious jab and scary haymaker, that could seriously have damaged the Chicken, whose wild jerky punches tended to be upward and erratic. Milk rather put an end to procedings as both retreated to their corners then fell asleep.